Don't you hate it when...
You log on to read your emails and you have 100 new messages and only about 3 are worth reading.
You pour yourself a big bowl of delicious cereal only to find you don't have enough milk.
You go to get a big glass of Brita filtered water from your fridge only to discover that SOMEONE (ehm...hubby) "forgot" to fill it up, so it is empty.
You are running late for work and you go outside to find your CAR covered in thick frost. Then when you finally scrap it all off, you realize that your gas gauge is on E and you pray that you will have just enough to make it to work.
You plan on making a specific meal all day, and half way through cooking it you realize you are missing a key ingredient you thought you had!
You urgently go to the bathroom and it is only after you are done that you realize you are out of toilet paper.
You resist vomiting for about 3 hours so you feel incredibly nauseous the whole time... only to vomit anyway and feel much better afterwards.
You have to puke and poop at the same time (sorry if this is TMI)
Your head hurts so bad you wish you were dead... or had a strong narcotic to knock you out!
Your cats meow at the wall for no reason.
You have a zit that hurts, but won't pop.
You get calls from out of state numbers that don't leave a message, but call around the same time every night. (I refuse to answer!)
If you were wondering... these are just a few things that have happened to me this week!
8 comments:
Ooooh, the ice and gas one makes me angry.
I hate so many things on this list! Thanks for the laugh :)
I hate all these!
Especially the cereal one. That happens to me A LOT.
so true. sorry you have been feeling crappy (no pun intended) lately.
Hahaha, those things happen to me on a regular basis. Parley meows at walls, my Escape is always out of gas, I avoid the out-of-state numbers and I HATE puking.
It's like we are living the same life.
How funny that these irritationg things happen to everyone! They always make me feel picked on but I guess if it is universal there is no reason to feel sorry for myself!
I feel your pain on so much of these.
that made me laugh because more times than not- do all those things happen to me (minus the vomit and poop thing- hasnt happened in awhile and i'm ok with that :) )
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