In X-96 fashion, MY LIST of things that MUST GO:
Vague Facebook posts. Like when people just write how they are feeling. "I'm pissed!" or "Lost and Confused" or "I can't believe that just happened to me". Sure we all like observing a little drama or juicy piece of gossip every once in awhile (Why are reality television shows so popular?) BUT If you are having these feeling and aren't going to elaborate on them, then maybe you should go talk to your Mom or best friend or something. Don't let the people that you knew and haven't seen since high school that you are lost and confused. Because frankly we probably don't care...
The name NEVAEH. Ya it's heaven backwards and sounds somewhat normal. But guess what? You aren't being creative. I'm pretty sure this name is becoming as popular as Brooke or Olivia. And if it is so cool to have names of words spelled backwards how com there are no EPOH's (hope) or EVOL's (love). Oh ya because they sound ridiculous. (and Evol sounds like evil.... hmmmm) In addition, I tend to see the Nevaeh's from the NICU that are typically the screamers. Not a fan.
The Terrible Two's. (or in my case the terrible 18 months) Pretty sure Max has selective hearing. Not sure if it is a two year old thing or a Male thing (because Chris suffers from the same problem). He doesn't listen, he gets ENCOURAGED when he does something naughty like it's a fun game, and if he doesn't get what he wants he cries and cries. I know it is part of his development and it is only going to get worse, but I'm ready to be done with it.
My iPhone. It's slow, the apps crash, it freezes, it takes F o r e v e r to load, it shuts off whenever it wants, buttons are falling off, it has cracks, Max likes to suck on it (that probably doesn't help it's functioning), it is 3 years old and I'm ready to lay it to rest. Just waiting to see if the iPhone 5 is worth it of if I will be converting to the Droid.
Headaches. Especially the one's that linger for days. Really, cant you quit hurting?
The Hot weather. I am sick of sweating all the time. I'm sick of getting in my car and wanting to die. I'm sick of taking Max to the park, only to bring him home 20 minutes later because he is flushed and I'm worried he will overheat. In a state that experiences temperatures anywhere from 0-100 degree's you would think we could have a couple of weeks of 70 degree temperatures. But no. We go from 50 degree June to 90+ degree July and August. Where is my nice weather?!?! Here's to hoping for this fall...
BYU fans that truly HATE the U. Sorry, but I don't hate the Y. I think it is a good program, a good school, I know some great people that are BYU fans and I love them. I understand the rivalry and I do stand by my Utes and even make some comments during rivalry week. But come on. The people that root for EVERY team that plays against the Utes. I don't do that. Then when BYU plays some really good team and wins they say "In your face Utah". Like somehow that proves that they are better than Utah WHEN THEY DIDN'T EVEN PLAY UTAH. Whatever. I just roll my eyes. (And I love you all my Y Fan friends!)
4 comments:
EW. I HATE vague facebook statuses! Either say it or don't. Don't fish for people to ask what's going on.
Oh my heavens or other words Neveah. I too hate the name. It must go. And you are right all Neveah are cranky and have short gut or something that will never go away. I agree with all your things that must go. See you in two weeks.
Ditto to the BYU fans hatin' on the U. Annoying. And as far as horrible hot Utah weather...just move to California. It is 70 degrees almost everyday of the year. None of this below zero degrees and 101 degrees. Simple solution :)
I love this. :)
What is it about Neveah?? It's like the name guarantees your child will have chronic health issues...
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